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Dad and Son Write
Dear Dad
$chool is really great. I am making a lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, i $imply can't think of anything i need. $o if you would like,
you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ would love to hear from you.
LOve Your
$on.
Dear Son
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even
an hoNOur student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit if kNOwledge is a NOble
task, and you can never study eNOugh.
LOve
Dad.
Daughter: Mummy why can't i go swimming in the sea?
Mom: Because there are sharks in the sea.
Daughter: But mummy, daddy is swimming in the sea.
Mom: That's different. He is insured.
Q: Is it possible to kill ur mother in law with the newspaper.
A; Yes, but only if you wrap an iron in it.
Neighbor: What are u upto, Tim?
Tim: My gold fish died and i just burried him
Neighbor: That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?
Tim: That's because he's inside your cat.
A woman get on the bus with her baby. The bus drivers says:' thats the
ugliest baby i've ever seen. Ugh!'
The woman get to the rear end of the bus and sits down,fuming. She say's
to the man next to her:' the driver just insulted me!'
The man says ' You go right up there and tell him off- go ahead, i'll hold
your monkey for you.'
Proof that Jesus was Jewish
1) He went into his father's Business.
2) He lived at home until the age of 33
3) He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was a god.
Proof that Jesus was Puerto Rican
1) His first name was Jesus.
2) He was bilingual.
3) He was always being harassed by the authorities.
Proof that Jesus was Californian.
1) He never cut his hair.
2) He walked around barefoot.
3) He invented a new religion.
Proof that Jesus was Black.
1) He called everyone brother.
2) He liked gospel.
3) He never got a fair trial.
Q; How do kiwis practice safe sex?
A: They paint an x on the back of the sheep that kicks.
